Need a quick gift for someone with a sense of humor this holiday season? You know - something inexpensive, amusing and actually usable? (Well, usable if you drink wine and are constipated.)
Buy a bottle of Old Fart wine, and tie Stool Softener to the top. Dulcolax would be my stool softener of choice. Add some fresh greens, a couple of vintage mini ornaments, red & white baker's twine and voila! Something sure to offend the real old farts, but hopefully get a laugh out of all the fun farts.
P.S. If I found Old Fart wine in Pennsylvania, the state with the oldest and fartiest selection of wines, then I am sure you can find it near you.
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Bwahahaha...Love it!
Posted by: Johanna | December 10, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Perfect for the men in my life!
xo
Posted by: One Gal's Trash | December 10, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Omg,... love this!!!
Posted by: katie | December 11, 2011 at 01:33 AM
Where do I order this from?
Posted by: Debbie | December 10, 2012 at 08:42 PM