You don't want to go empty-handed to Thanksgiving dinner next week, do you? You need to bring something for the host. Or perhaps you have a family member who has a birthday next week? And her mother still complains that she had to eat hospital-flavored turkey for Thanksgiving in 1972. (Sorry I was born on November 21st, Mom. Maybe you should have pushed me out a few days earlier!)
Either way, you need to buy a gift. (And if you aren't in the U.S., some of these ideas could apply to any holiday event.) Let's give thanks to your friends and family with my Top 5 turkey-themed gifts for the holiday season:
1. Vintage Turkey Platter
It can be very uncomfortable when you visit someone's house for Thanksgiving, and they don't have a turkey platter. The guests are on their hands and knees under the table, scrambling for scraps of dark meat and crispy skin. Awkward!
Hey, dummy - buy your host a turkey platter! In addition to keeping the turkey meat in one place, platters look nice in a breakfront behind glass, or hanging on a wall (give a platter hanger along with it). They are surprisingly easy to find at yard sales, thrift stores and flea markets. I've probably bought and sold at least ten of them over the past five years. In fact, I found an enamel turkey platter just a few weeks ago at a yard sale and posted it on Facebook. Mind you, that might be a little too kitschy for some people.
If you can't find one locally, you can find traditional platters on Etsy and eBay. This brown transferware platter has a common pattern and is relatively low in price. It costs just $18 from the shop KitchenTableVintage on Etsy:

2. Antique Carving Set
Once again, if your host is missing a carving set, it can lead to an unappealing amount of turkey meat under the finger nails and widespread loss of appetites. Hence, the carving set as a Thanksgiving offering to your host.
This silver carving set is from Aloof Newf Whimsy on Etsy:

If mid-century modern is more your style, here is a simple set with wooden handles, sold by Modern Relics on Etsy:

3. Greenberg Smoked Turkey
If you have long-distance family members that you won't see this holiday season, consider sending them a Greenburg Smoked Turkey. Chris and I served one at our house for Christmas dinner last year. The taste is intense and smokey - and very delicious. Order early, because some sizes sell out quickly.

Even if the recipient doesn't want to serve the turkey on Thanksgiving or Christmas, they can carve it as soon as they receive it and freeze the meat in separate containers. I used the leftovers for soup and chopped turkey salad (which I guess is called turkey pâté, but that just sounds gross).
4. Thanksgiving Cocktail Fixin's
I am responsible for bringing the liquid refreshment to my mom's house for Thanksgiving each year. I recently realized that it must be a subtle hint that my family thinks I can't cook. Whatevs. In years past, I've made Pumpkin Pie and Apple Pie Martinis and Candy Cane Cocktails. I experimented with a Yam & Tonic mixer a few years back, but it didn't go over well.
Here are a few fun liqueurs that would make excellent gifts: Hiram Walker Pumpkin Spice Liqueur, Travis Hasse's Apple Pie Liqueur and Fulton's Harvest Pumpkin Pie Cream Liqueur.

5. Thanksgiving Gumballs
Keep the kids busy on Thanksgiving: buy a couple of Thanksgiving Gumballs tins, and have a contest to see who can guess the flavors. (Psst...they are Turkey, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie.)

Or, have a contest to see who barfs first. That's always fun.
Find the round-up of all the gifts here.