fresh gifts | day 14 | for that pregnant lady

Got a pregnant friend that needs a holiday gift? You know that she'll getting tons of gifts at her baby shower, so screw the onesies and strollers. Get her something unexpected. Here are five ideas (four vintage and one new):

1. Vintage Apron for the Expectant Mother

I've been selling vintage aprons for ten years, and I've never seen one specifically for a pregnant woman. Click on the Etsy listing by Neatokeen to see close-up photos of the apron.

2. Extremely Odd Vintage Ashtray

I guess this woman has regrets, since she "should have danced all night" instead of getting laid. It says, "For My Half Ash Friends" across the top. So is she smoking? Or her friends? Either way, I would totally buy this if I knew a vintage-loving pregnant woman with a strange sense of humor.

3. Vintage Salt & Pepper Shakers

Do you need to buy a holiday gift for someone who had a "surprise" pregnancy? These salt and pepper shakers that say "You and Your Once More For Old Times Sake" are the perfect gift.

4. Antique Breast Pump

Give her a sweet reminder of how goddamn thankful she should be that she is pregnant in the 21st century.

5. The Newly Non-Drinking Girl's Guide to Pregnancy

And for your normally-drinking friend who must suffer the holiday without alcohol, this book should help get her through her hiatus, with its 50 mocktail recipes.

 

Give her this book and a flask of egg nog. It will be your little secret.

Find the round-up of all the gifts here.

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Have I told you lately how sick you are? ... and how much I adore you for it!!

:)))

~ Cat