We all have one or two strange birds in our circle of family and friends. Those people who take every opportunity to embarrass others (or themselves) to get a cheap laugh. Here are five gifts for the class clown:
These matchboxes by dippylulu on Etsy are a great stocking stuffer for people who poop and like to cover up the smell. Which would be nearly everyone on earth.
They have a great selection of funny handmade gifts (well, I don't think they made the matches). But the Literary Lites are my favorite. Here are some more:
Sure to freak out the chronic pen-borrower, this set of eight pens has advertisements for businesses like Dr Lance Hughes, Proctology (please use rear entrance), Springfield Sexual Addiction Center (curbing your enthusiasm since 1998), Stuffed with Love Taxidermy (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount).
Everyone loves a good curse fest. But sometimes you find yourself using the same old boring profanity. Creative Cursing by Sarah Royal and Jillian Panarese looks like a fun way to spice up your vocabulary. I've already got a few good ideas, just from looking at the cover. Clot Dangler might be my new go-to insult.
If you are a total cheapskate but still want to incite laughter, send an ecard from Bluntcard.com. They are crude and hysterical and I love them all. There are Christmas cards and Hanukkuh cards - all guaranteed to offend your grandmother.
If you happen to find some money under your sofa cushions, Bluntcard also has a selection of mousepads, mugs, iPhone covers and other gifts.
5. Men's Apron FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
Which, duh, really means "immature" audiences. This line of men's aprons by mensnoveltyaprons come with a little (big) surprise under the attached towel. Click the photo to see the Etsy listing for more photos. I am too pure and gentle to show such a sight on my blog.
I ordered this Seahawks one for Chris (since he is from Washington), but mensnoveltyaprons has many other teams and styles for sale. When I first saw the above photo, I thought that the apron had a hole for the man's own package. Thankfully, it doesn't - so you won't have to see your brother's or your cousin's or your neighbor's junk when he wears this to the next barbeque. I would not consider that to be a very good gift.
Find the round-up of all the gifts here.
All images credited to the respective websites.
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