Way to go, Phillies! Here's proof that it has been a loooong time since they last won the World Series (1980):
That snarling boy with the horrible teeth and Phillies cap in the front of the photo? That would be me. Hey, Mom - thanks so much for those super-short haircuts. Looking like a girl is so overrated, anyway.
On the bright side, you actually paid for an official Phillies hat for me. Megan and Peter had to tape a drawing of the Phillies "P" onto their knitted caps.
P.S. No, that is not Danny Partridge on the right side of the photo. That's Erin.