Mind-Boggling Vintage Finds

A one-hour lunchtime trek to my circuit of thrift stores yesterday turned out to be pretty fruitful. I spent about $30 for everything here.

I found a glass jar, an aqua painted shelf, a wooden paper towel holder, 5 rolls of aqua Dennison crepe paper (headed for eBay)...

Three tablecloths and a yellow cross-stitched baby quilt...

A milk glass lamp and this cute little felt doll...

And the chess set. Sadly, I found this note at the bottom of the box. It says, "In the event of my death or sickness the chess + board become the property of Margaret BlahBlahBlah". I can't read her last name. That will be my excuse for not returning it to the thrift store.

And I know what you are asking yourself... why does Colleen have this Big Boggle box mixed in with this sea of lovely aqua, yellow and white vintage finds?  I can picture my family members cringing right now.

This disclaimer is for them: I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT MOM AND BOGGLE. YOU CAN SHUT THE BROWSER WINDOW NOW.

My mom plays Boggle while she goes to the bathroom. Every day. I'll spare you the gory details, but let's just say that my mom likes to take her time when she goes (something about a hemorrhoidectomy and a doctor's recommendation to "take your time"). 

It started back in 1986, when I was in seventh grade. She needed something to do while she was "sitting around", so she bought the Boggle game. But that game was too easy - it only has a four-by-four grid of letters. My mom thought that Big Boggle with its five-by-five grid would be more of a challenge, since she could create longer words.

If you aren't familiar with the game, the object is to write as many words as you can using the connecting letters in the grid. You have three minutes to do so. The words must be at least four letters long. When the three minutes is up, you put the lid on the grid, and shake the letters to mix them up. Then you start all over again.

Now, picture an awkward seventh grader who has just invited some "cool" friends over to listen to Duran Duran and maybe swap leg warmers. A strange sound rings out through the house, amplified by the rug-less bathroom. And it happens every three minutes for about a half hour, sometimes even longer. You try to ignore it, but your friends start asking questions. It is the goddamn Boggle Shake. Yeah...imagine explaining that to your friends. Multiply that scenario by five, for my three sisters and brother, and you have a household who avoids inviting friends over, particularly in the late morning after someone has had a few too many mugs of tea and bran muffins.

Alas, my mom may be a slow pooper, but she is a damn good Boggle player. She should be, after a twenty-two-year non-stop Boggle fest. I cannot imagine that anyone could possibly beat her at this game. Ever. If I played her today, I would probably get around 20 words in three minutes. She averages 56 words. Her all-time high is 105 words (and she's hit that a few times). She goes through an 80-page steno pad in a month...and each page, front and back, is filled with words written in her tiny handwriting. For years, our family has considered buying stock in Mead.

My mom has gone through four Big Boggle games in the past twenty years. Apparently the letters wear away with daily use. Who knew? Oddly enough, Hasbro stopped making Big Boggle a few years ago. It is quite a commodity on eBay, with prices ranging from $20 to $40. No, I'm not selling this one that I got for a buck. I've already promised it to the Boggle World Champion.

Edited to Add (1/5/2008): Don't worry...I will not be removed from my mother's will for writing this post. She actually gave me permission to write this before I published it. I know...crazy! And she even left a comment with some clarification (third comment from the top).

Comments

[Cathy]

Happy New Year. I'm glad the cruise was a success. I love your vintage finds, and your boggle story really made me laugh.
Looking forward to reading your blog in 2008.
Cathy X

[Mitzi]

Great finds! And that Boggle story had me rolling... At least she does something to keep her brain working while she is spending time in the pooper, rather than reading trashy magazines or staring at the wall!

[Mom]

Hey, Colleen. Just wanted to say, that if you are going to use my bodily functions as a means to an "end" (so to speak), then I think you had better get your facts straight.
My all time Big Boggle high score is 111 words in 3 minutes.
Really though, I do appreciate the new game. The letters are starting to wear off on the game I have now. You are a GOOD daughter. Love and kisses, Mama

[Connie]

With lunch breaks like yours, it almost, and I mean almost, makes it worth going to work. Also, if every household with schoolage children had a boggle game in their bathroom, we could eliminate illiteracy in one generation.

[Sarah]

LOL Lucky score. Thrifting has been totally dry here for months now. :-(

[Kim Campbell]

Love the Boggle story! I have 2 milk glass lamps like that...

[tracyg]

Ok the story was funny, but when your mom chimes in it is not EVEN funnier. 111 got it.

[Tara]

That Boggle story is wild! Love it!

[Mandy Baker]

Love the lunch hour finds. I love to make the rounds to the local junk shops during my lunch too!

[jennifer Paganellli]

this is great would love to know your moms reaction...love your writing,photos and stuff...nice getting to know you..jennifer

[Heidi]

Awesome story. Just think of the new Google keywords this one will bring! LOL

Great scores--your thrift stores must be amazing. I'm drooling over the crepe paper--I've been on the hunt for months now. Is it the older stuff with the more cloth-like texture or is it more like the new stuff?

[jpebbles]

welcome back from the cruise and the holidays!! I was sad to hear it wasn't porn on the big screen, but the boggle story made up for it x10!!!
Hmm. lucky ass find on the aqua shelf, I happen to be in the market for one exactly like it for my bathroom.
(((hugs)))

[Lisa Johnson]

Hey Cooleen,

(ha ha, that was on purpose cuz you are so cool-okay, I know, I'm the biggest dork ever.)

I'm so glad you are back from your trip and are blogging again. I have missed your thrifty finds and funny stories. Thanks for putting both in this post. Looking forward to many more laughs from you in 2008! Best wishes for the new year to you and your family.

Lisa

[Susan]

Great finds...and your mom's story boggled my mind!

[Wendy]

Oh my, I have solved the problem! Get her a laptop and she can play weboggle online. She can play 4x4 or 5x5. Just do a google search for it and she'll love it! And best of all, no boggle shake anymore!

[Kim]

Is your mother going to kill you for writing about that on the world wide web???

As always, I can't believe the great stuff that you find. Your thrift shops are amazing.

[Tracey]

Oh gosh, the Boggle story had me busting a gut. My little one came into the room to ask me what's so funny. Thanks for sharing that one!

[Rosemary]

I am laughing right now.
You are hilarious. I'm sure your mom is loving your blog today.
I love the crepe paper.
Have a great weekend!
Rosemary

[vintagesue]

Good thing we have blogs, so we can now embarrass our moms back. Payback is a b!tch.

I completely agree that the story's hysterical, but Mom chiming in to correct you takes the cake.

[Gill]

Wow you always seem to find such great bargains, I love everything. Funny Boggle story, my favourite game...great idea to keep one in the loo, that's where mine's going to be stored now! And funny to see your Mum fighting her corner!!

[Jenn]

Your Mom must be REALLY laid back....mine would make the 5 hour drive to my house and kill me.

[Mom]

Hi, Col, it's me again, your Mom. I just wanted to thank Wendy for telling me about Weboggle online. Oh, my God. I'm hooked !!! Now, I'll get to sit in a regular seat, sometimes. Ha Ha. Love, Mama

[Sandy Benson]

That story is absolutely priceless.

[sharron]

you must get your great sense of humor from your Mom!!! ::))

[tammyCA]

oh, gosh you have the funniest stuff! :D there has to be a boggle tournament somewhere for your mom to get into & win.
great thrift finds there...I was cleaning out my cabinets & I am amazed at how many milk glass lamps I have collected! I do like milk glass.